Caution: disjointedness ahead. You were warned.
WELL! Was that completely underwhelming or what?
I unfortunately missed the first half hour due to some supernatural confluence involving my children who insisted on watching the end of Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets and my DVR which opted not to work. Of course. I tuned in right at about the tail end of the Round-Table-minus-a-Table Discussion between Jurors.
Sadly, this means that I can’t start bitching about things they didn’t do, because I don’t know for sure that they didn’t do them (show more jury house, bring in former houseguests, etc.) Bummer.
So…blah, blah, blah, Brigade. I wish they’d have been able to keep it together for the full season…that would have been cool. BUT! They didn’t, so the Mattless Brigade are meh to me.
My prediction was Hayden for the win, but not in a 4-3 vote, so I was happily surprised when it came down to Enzo’s swing vote. Hayden and Lane, to my mind, played the same exact game – picking a winner was not unlike choosing between 2 different flavors of vanilla.
Watching post-show on the Superpass Live Feeds as I write this, and finally getting the answer to a burning question: What does Ragan’s tattoo say? He revealed that it’s a Liz Phair lyric, printed in French, “Sometimes a dream is what makes you a slave.”
Rachel was interviewed after Ragan. She did her stupid laugh and my dog started growling. I had to mute to get him to stop. I was happy to oblige.
All houseguests are presently interviewing with other people, so the Superpass lady is blathering randomly. I’m taking this opportunity to post, pop outside, and make a confession:
I, too, had a secret showmance this season.
|Oh, Matty. I could never be mad at you. You’re lovely.|